July 23, 2007

• Here's an idea: never go to the grocery store when you are in a bad mood.
  
  Today I had to get some groceries after a grueling four hour class on American foreign policy. It was hard to concentrate since that was my last "real" class before the final on Wednesday. I had a list of all the food I wanted to purchase. Unfortunately when you are in a grumpy pants mood Publix is very likely to be missing a lot of the things you need. You will inevitably inspect the produce with much more disdain than ever before. You will scowl at the disorganized way all the food is placed on the shelves, and you will wonder to yourself WHY Publix has gone so downhill because that bagger sucked and never even offered to take your cart out for you, and why on earth they don't seem to have that one damn bag of whole wheat rolls you were craving.

  For the sake of your cart that you're jerking around and abandoning in the parking lot...

  don't go grocery shopping in a foul mood.

  • 6:09 pm
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