April 2, 2007

• FAAAACK.

  Thanks, day. For totally sucking right now. Friend X, please go jump in a lake but first tie bricks to your feet. No, no. Concrete blocks. Underneath your car while running. With dangerous spiders and lizards and large wildebeasts as company.

  I dont' feel exactly like that but whatev. X let me down down down and thinks nothing of it!!! FICKLE. describes you, X. Enjoy your time.

  Bebe and UPS, also, please enjoy those babypoop filled diapers I stuffed in your mouth. Stolen packages? Just count on UPS. United Postal Shitake.

  Target, please. I will pluck out your eyelashes and eyebrows one by one, then go to your nose hairs. You don't have the curlers I need? Try a curling iron burn ON YOUR FACE. your hairless, goblin face.

  Homework? I will tar and feather you and make you listen to K-Fed's new CD. In its entirety.

  • 9:45 pm
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